Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Hoping internet couriers soon would be there.
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The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of X-boxes danced in their heads.
And Mamma with her Kindle, was feeling not bad,
We’d put out the cat and turned off the iPad.
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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
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The light from my iphone on new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
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A driver was installed, and none could be fitter,
I knew he’d arrived for I read it on Twitter.
More rapid than email his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
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I filmed it for YouTube so I would have proof
Of the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.
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His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His mouth was drawn up, he had beard on his chin
He looked like the photo he’s put on LinkedIn.
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He gave me a smile and he did a quick dance,
I wish I had known he would come in advance,
To see him so briefly – well frankly it hurts
Whatever has happened to Google Alerts?
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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And gave what Mamma calls an old fashioned look
And told me to visit his page on FaceBook.
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He said he would come again in just one year
Such gladdening tidings I was pleased to hear
It lightened my mood and it made my heart sing
I paid my subscription to Microsoft Bing.
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He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,


















